I need advice, im lacking a bit of confidence in myself and im really struggling to come up with jokes or ways to make people laugh. What makes it harder is ive got Aspergers Syndrome although to a mild extent but I find it tough to think of jokes and amusing things or to make things seem...
A lot of crap happens in life.... a lot of bad things happen, a lot of things are grim and serious, but if you can't then find humour in the crap how else do you cope with it? I have a very self-depreciating dark sense of humour... its been my saving grace. If you make social gaffs or make a...
Language? For my A-level english coursework, I am doing an investigation and it would really help if anyone could come up with any theorists or people who do work on political correctness, humour, language and society or language and context? thankyou!
I'm planning on giving a one man show for a one man public!
-How would you like your eggs sir?
-Don't you have any eggs...ample? ... No? Then I'd love to take the egg...Zit!
Plum plummets when raisins raise to the expected date date suggests!
okay , so I am someone who LOVES to laugh!! and i rarely ever take offence from jokes. I'm blond I wear glasses, I'm Irish, I listen to heavy metal music, I'm a girls and I'm the only vegetarian in the school and im the tallest in the class, so you can imagine the stuff i get! but the thing is...
...Scousers do? Do you stand up to EU? My cousins were a Colonel, a Wing Commander & a Navy Commander & I'm an ex-solo security guard
I'm also an ex Civil Service Executive Officer, so true democracy means a lot: I'm police vetted
& I don't scare easy
Please reprint
Catapultam habeo. Vel proicienda ego ostendam defectum fides et contere caput tuum saxum ingens formavit deum vacuum.
Translation:
I have a catapult. Show lack of belief or I will fling an enormous rock at your head and crush god shaped vacuum.
I have a job interview and he is going to ask me about myself. I just had a daughter and was thinking of making the following joke:
"... I just had a daughter, she's half demon on her mother's side."
Thank you ;-)
Can someone please give a easy to understand definition of blue humours. Would you classify worms being disguised as spaghetti blue humour? PLEASE HELP
I'm entering a writing competition, and the introduction has already been typed out for us:
Scott and Charlene were young and in love. Like many people their age, they were too young to get married. However, as a reward for not failing their exams and ruining their future, Scott's parents had...
I generally prefer to watch dry humour and thus I was told that the Monty Python films are good examples of said comedy.
After re-watching "The Meaning of Life", "The Holy Grail", and "Life of Brian" I found that there was plenty of slapstick humour along with dry humour.
Why is this the...
I purchased a teddy bear for £5 and named it mohammad. I later sold it on ebay for £10. Now the fooking Sudanese muslims are after me for making a prophet out of a bear ;-)