Q: Why did the Romans stone people?
A: They didn't have guns!
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Anyone else know a clever one liner?
So Stoic, you guys! I wonder if Marcus Aurelius was as unimpressed with a laugh.
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It is just a bit of fun. Make it why did the Jews then. They surely have lots of guns now!
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The point...
** A Mother of a Small Boy says:**
The following article was written anonymously by a mother who lives in Austin, Texas, USA. It is about things that she has learned from being the mother of small boys.
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.
2...
Now i'm a guy so i can make other guys laugh...but what style do girls like?
And yes i know that girls are different, but what do you like then i'll go from there?
Also with my guy friends it's more perverted jokes and that kind of stuff...but with girls i know that those do not work well...so...
this offensive? Give me your honest opinion
Sky football presenters in sexism storm
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/24012011/58/premier-league-sky-football-presenters-sexism-storm.html
do you think humour varies in every part of the country or world where we go in? or are some people just not on the same wavelength when it comes to humour? i am starting to realise it can create a lot of conflict. a lot of times it is misunderstood.
I have a debate in a few days (Opposing the motion 'Child labour is a necessity for life in the developing world)
My speech is all finished...except there is no humour. I realise it's difficult to make a speech about child labour, of all things, light hearted or humourous, but you get extra...
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He...
...sportsmanship? Also is this opinion policing policy a dangerous idea?
Today we aren't allowed some opinions tommorrow we are allowed even less freedom of thought.
So what if the guys an idiot, more the fool him really.
Just to give you a little background - we are an Australian family. My dad who is deceased, had parents who were English. I used to find his style of humour hurtful as a kid &teenager, but now realise that a lot of my self-esteem issues have come about due to my sister always "having a laugh...
I've noticed, that in England, we are pretty sarcastic, and we can take a joke more! and it seems as though when we do say sarcastic things, then its clearly sarcastic!
And like, i've spoken to American people before, and tried to do their accent, just for fun, and because I like it, and it...
...Regulated By The FCC? So what will that do to Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, The Daily Show, and Colbert Report? Are we go to see an end to the Sarah Palin jokes because they are sexist. Now we have the left going after the 1st Amendment. What Next?
He just said this on the ED Shultz...
I don't 'get' American humour and neither do many of the people I know. I LIKE American television. I like some American comedy too but most of it I just don't find funny at all.
However Americans don't generally understand British humour. I am British. The people I know love British comedy...