jokes

Like, can you make up funny jokes about rappers?

what are some good one liner stupid jokes like: Q: Why doesn't Helen Keller driver? A: Because she's dead! Q: Why did the kid fall off the swing? A: Cause someone threw a fridge at them. Q: Why don't you take pokemon into the shower? A: Cause he'll pikatchu!

Joke 1 - A math book walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says " whats wrong why are you so down" and the math books says " oh nothing, I got a lot of problems"... Joke 2 - Q:What did that cat say after eating his catmix? - A: "PURRR"fect

Or just something that'll make me chuckle. nerdy stuff is really funny to me. :) You're a lizard, harry what did the buffalo say to his son when he left to college? bison

Tell me one.

Are the raps serious, or is he just making fun of Lil Wayne or something?

i have never met him and he lives a good 3 hrs drive away although she says its just Jokes! i rearly dont like it he has also send her texts saying he loves her which i find a bit weird he is not even a direct relation to her like uncle etc. her family do kinda share a dirty humour but i really...

does comedy serve to break bonds between cultures or bring cultures together??

For my school's talent show this year, I'm hosting && with that, I have to make my own script. there are 2 bands that I want to joke with: "The Escape Plan" && "Until 5:15" I have nothing, but I know they're doable, so any tips?

For my English class after reading Midsummer night's dream, my prof said that "shakespeare is said to write in only jokes and cliche's" but this statement is actually a joke. I don't understand what he means by this.

Let me know

...Other Society & Culture group? you`d end up with Religion & Spirituality group...so what others would you chuck in the mix?

In laughing mood, here's a joke for you :) Alien 1: 'So, did the humans get our message?' Alien 2: 'Yes, but they've called it 'dubstep' and now dance to it.'

So we all have heard americans making jokes of frenchmen in movies, series, etc. Also, they say "pardon my french" when they insult, etc But frenchmen also say americans are dum.b and also make jokes about it. Why? First, France helped the 13 colonies when they fight for their freedom, then the...

Hi, Does any one have any tips on how to write really good, 'Stand Up Comedy' Jokes, Like one liners or standard jokes? Im really into comedy and at college i get about laughs about every 5 minutes, but its not really joke material, I just want tips or any secret methods to writing good jokes...

...them funny if you do? Do you la? laugh alot

I'm a 15 year old girl and guys always say "go make me a sandwich", "get back to the kitchen", and so much other crap. What's a good comeback? Just so I'm clear, they wouldn't exist if it weren't for women, so they are in NO way better than women and will NEVER be. They know that and that's why...

....I still think we should have recalled Carlos Villa.....

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