jokes

XD Anything goes. I'm trying to make a sad friend smile and puns do that. Specifically harry potter and narnia.

XD Anything goes. I'm trying to make a sad friend smile and puns do that. Specifically harry potter and narnia.

i want to laugh for hours. days. months LOL

I want to laugh like crazy

have any jokes new 1's old 1's any, I just wanna hear some jokes and brain store one if that helps, peace be with you guys, good faith, keep beleiving what u believe it's good to believe in some thing you.

We're pretty funny people.

An anti humor joke is a joke with a normal joke build up, but a huge let down at the end, such as: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Knock knock! Come in. Yo momma so fat she should be worried about the increased risk of...

here's mine: "this is more awkward than the time i took walt disney to see schindler's list."

...Pupil: I've overslept.? T: You mean you need to sleep at home too?! 2)Father: You have skipped school to play football. Son: I haven't and I have the fish to prove it! 3) Teacher: When you yawn, you should put your hand to your mouth. Pupil: What and get bitten? Please why the answers are...

sound as if he is from the location.? My mother and I were driving in the car listening to the radio when a comedian came on. We did not pay attention to the name but he was one of the best I have ever heard. Afterwords we could not remember his name but really wanted to hear it again. I have...

i was gonna tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it i was gonna tell you a joke about my broken pencil, but its pointless. i need some jokes exactly like these and i cant find them anywhere help!

First of all, my brother is 27, and not married. He has had the same girlfriend for a couple of years though.. and my nephew who is 16, (a couple of months younger than me) always hangs out with my brother, and looks up to him.. and everything my brother does or says rubs off on my nephew. My...

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the other blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No." How do you not get it? the blinker blinks...

original plz

Does anyone need any good ones? Im looking for at least three.

Who is the guy talking when they show a video clip of a celebrity, and is often making fun if them? I can't find it for the life of me..a

Any kind of joke you know. Doesn't matter what topic or how long. Just as long as it's funny. Answer below with as many jokes as you want. The more the better.

I'm in the eighth grade and every day at 1st and 2nd break my friends and I split into two teams well not really just my close friend with my other friends on a separate team. Anyway, we do yo mama jokes. I help my friend who's on my team get back at the other team. He does all the jokes and I'm...

They were funny long time ago but they are used to much! i meen seriously i know tons of guys who could beat Chuck Norris' booty! @Dopey Dinosaur Yeah that commercial would have been funny few years ago

An Irishman went to Confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Kitty Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another...