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    justBASIC knock knock joke game help?

    Im a beginner and I am using programming for the absolute beginner. I entered the code statements:/ nomainwin notice "Click on OK to continue": rem Display a message in a popup window response$ = "Who is there?" prompt "Knock Knock Joke Game" + chr$(13) + "Knock Knock!"; response$ if...
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    What causes a low knock at idle?

    Noticed it some time ago it sounds like it could be anywhere. I can't isolate it I know its from the engine. I can barely hear it outside the car I have to put my head close to the engine. I had a mechanic tell me its not a problem its a bearing on the crankshaft and it could do that for years...
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    What causes a low knock at idle?

    Noticed it some time ago it sounds like it could be anywhere. I can't isolate it I know its from the engine. I can barely hear it outside the car I have to put my head close to the engine. I had a mechanic tell me its not a problem its a bearing on the crankshaft and it could do that for years...
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    are you supposed to laugh at knock knock jokes or not?

    I've never seen them as jokes or think they've ever been funny. whenever someone tells me a knock knock joke or something similar to that and then the person says the answer I'm like "oh i get it." but i never find it funny. i dont know if i should force a laugh or chuckle or what.
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    where is the knock sensor located on a 2001 lexus gs300?

    i need the location
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    Is this a good rant to knock down someone's self esteem?

    "You know, the pain of you, day in, day out, being there, with that face... Not knowing that to say... Not caring anymore... Not even knowing that you'll probably only care about her when it's finally too late. Forgetting about all those desperate, desperate years you spent alone, your barren...
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    Do you like this knock knock joke?

    Dave: Bob, do you know how to play knock knock? Bob: Yes. Dave: Ok you're going to be the person that says, who's there, and I'll be the one that says knock knock... Knock knock. Bob: Who's there? Dave: Who's Bob: Who's who? Dave: Who's who? I told you; you're the one that says who's...
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    jokes??? any kind.. blonde, knock knock, q and a?

    bored..
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    What's the funniest knock knock joke you've ever heard?

    I have to memorize 3 good knock knock jokes and I have to say one of them in front of my Theatre Arts class in high school so could you please tell me what the funniest knock knock joke that you have ever heard is? I will choose a best answer and if you tell me a good one I will thumbs up your...
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    Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?

    I don't want to be rude...
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    Where can i find mario lopez knock out fitness torrent?

    i cant find mario lopez knock out fitness torrent anywhere? i want the e-book in pdf form
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    where does knock knock jokes originated?

    where does knock knock jokes originated?
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    where does knock knock jokes originated?

    where does knock knock jokes originated?
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    why are knock knock jokes the funniest jokes ever?

    i am writing a persuasive speech for my speech communication subject and i need some insights and arguments on the statement "knock knock jokes are the best jokes ever". i have two arguments and they still seemed to be debatable. thank you.
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    Why did my cat just pee on the floor by his water dish and then knock the...

    ...water all over it? I was sitting here on the computer and I smelled this strange smell (not like regular cat pee or spray it was almost a meaty smell like broth) I thought it was my imagination and then I heard water splashing and walked into the kitchen to find my oldest male cat (about 5.5...
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    acura integra RS engine Knock?

    I have a 98 acura integra RS and last night my friend was racing my car and was in 3rd gear and tried to shift into fourth and went down into second. Now my car makes a pinging noise when i turn it on and when i increase the rpms it gets louder and faster...wtf happened?
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    Anyone know any good knock knock jokes? Knock Knock....?

    Ur turn...
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    classical music that will knock your socks off?

    a girl in my art class today stated that "classical music is boring". if by classical, she (as most people) really means anything written before the 1900's, i know of a few romantic-era pieces that would have her eating her words in no time. however, if we are to take "classical" in its true...
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    Do you think the swine flu was another one of the governments plans to knock

    out more of the population? Every so often the government releases diseases and puts chemicals over our crops to make people sick or kill them..its called population control. It's when the United States gets to populated, and the government being the selfish bastards that they are decide to take...
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    Make Your Own Secret Knock Detecting Door Lock [DIY]

    Hideouts can't be protected with a simple lock and key, those jobs require passwords or secret knocks. For the latter, you can go the extra mile and build a knock detector using a few basic pieces of equipment. Steve Hoefer's secret knock detector is little more than a piezo speaker, a...
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