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I need to know some good knock knock jokes. Preferably some that are extremely funny and not just cheesy/corny, but those are welcome as well!

just wanted to know cause I love me a good knock knock joke

just wanted to know cause I love me a good knock knock joke

just wanted to know cause I love me a good knock knock joke

just wanted to know cause I love me a good knock knock joke

The Office episode? I know the KGB has something to do with the soviet union but I don't get how slapping someones face is related to it? Can someone explain so I can laugh lol :)

Does a 1992 BMW 318is have a engine knock sensor?

10 If x=10 then go to line 20 20 x=10 30 print x 40 run

I hop(ped) you knew!

It's Adamp out here I was wondering whether you will invite me in.

You say who is at the door.

The check engine light revealed a mass air flow and knock sensor failure on my 1997 pathfinder. I had just changed the spark plugs,timing belt, and air filter, could any of those things caused the problem?

...,new mtr $3000. used mtr $1500? replaced heads on motor about 3mnths ago, now have a rod knocing and metel in the oil pan.. $3000 for new motor , or $1500 for a used. the new one has a 3yr 100,000 mile warry. the used has no warry. the truck is paid for, but probally only worth about $6000...

I jut picked up a 97 Sc2 the car is pretty clean but has a an engine knock. Im jut trying to figure out what im going to need to fix the problem. The engine doesn't shake nor do the rpms jump, there is just a fast knocking noise. I know im going to have to pull the engine and take it apart but...

...without doctors prescription? What is the strongest pills you can pick up what can knock you out quick without doctors prescription? Reason for asking such question is because i cant sleep and i told my doctor he didnt seem to help me. can someone really help me i took Nytol before bed to...

I have t mobile I want an iphone. Then I found this i68 looks just like the iphone for about $130 on ebay. I'm nervous. I live in michigan, is it a good phone or a trick? Ships from Hong Kong too. Help me technology people!

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring rain . "Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame . "Not a chance" says the husband- "It's 3...

i want to bake awesome cookies or brownies (or a mixture of the both) or cake.. i am up for trying new things too though! thank you! 10 points to the best answerer! 10 easy points people!!! =D

Been married six years today, 14 Feb 2009. A little over a year ago she started a new job after graduating college. She is a research scientist. She shares an office with a single guy around 30 years of age. (I'm 27 and she is 26) Her job requires them to travel. Over the last year she began...

Pathfinder? Besides the knock sensor, what gaskets, seals, etc.