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I just had pizza, but ive been craving thanksgiving dinner for a long time. But then my friend invited me to dinner likte that and now im not hungry, but i crave it... So yah how do i make myself hungry.... fast?

The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped. I really need stupid jokes like that. Got any? :)

So I was talking to my friend on facebook the other day (Hes a guy), and the conversation was becoming kind of awkward (like there was nothing else to say...), and he said the **lamest joke ever** just to keep the conversation going. So I just decided to change the subject. Is it a good thing i...

In the shop today a man was standing at the newspaper stand with a newspaper right up to his face, i mean his nose was about 2 inches away from the front page. The funny thing was.. he had a pair of glasses on. BQ ~ Do you wear glasses ? :)

Today I had my first fall and I broke out into tears of no reaso I know it had to happen eventually. And when my horse spooked once she literally jumped two feet to the side and I cried. The stuff only freaked me out a little so I don't know why I'm crying over it.

Does God have his own set of emotions and a personality? As a beginner Christian, I imagine God making faces of disbelief at people who do stupid things and even rolling his eyes like he has seen this dozens of times before as if humans are so predictable. I'm sure God has actually become quite...

</p> In a world where silent YouTube footage is the sole evidence used to condemn footballers as racist subhumans, it should come as no surprise that Robin van Persie raising his arm while celebrating a goal is automatically questioned as a Nazi salute. After scoring what would be the winner in...

I once had a fly on my monitor and I tried to chase it away with my mouse arrow. We all do stupid things. Tell me your story. Give me strength. Golden eye ointment has gold in it. My oldest daughter had a child minder. She had a sty on her eyelid, and the child minder had rubbed it with her...

I just got the free Zelda 4 swords game on my DSI. I've been playing the tutorials, but now how the heck do I save!?!? I wanna go to bed but I don't wanna lose my progress or leave my DSI on all night. If you want the game, go to the DSI shop. It's free. Do I have to complete all the tutorials...

For example: there was blood on a ship, why? Answer is a new tattoo of a ship. I need more good riddles that you think no one can solve without intense yes and no question asking :)

like a wild hyena....? and just be really GOOFY??! but serious if need be?......................

Why not just enjoy them all for what they are worth? I am not talking about necessarily owning them all, but why not give them all respect for what they do? Entertain you? Challenge you? Give you different games on each as well as share some games? They offer some intuitive ideas, with Wii being...

I don't have Twitter, I don't want Twitter, and all those Tweet buttons are just taking up space and being aesthetically displeasing. Also, why is the one in Safari next to the "Add Bookmark" "Add To Homepage" and "Mail Link to Page" buttons? You can't tweet an entire webpage. That's just...

mentioning that anesthetic is used..? they'll say "it's painful but he won't remember". So instead of saying the fact that no responsible doctor on earth would ever cut a baby in his genitals without controlling for pain, they falsely say the exact opposite and prove how nuts they are by using...

Can animals be gay? Some humans are gay people say their born like that. Can animals be born like?that? what are your thoughts

Seriously this is so random...... Why do so many people have a bad view of Americans as a group of people? First I know this doesn't apply to everyone but I want to hear everyone's views. Here are some positives to the US. America is home to the largest diversity groups on the planet. You...

Check out the most ridulous question ever asked to a candidate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G47kWSgVMbU&feature=related

My mate told me that he had got a dvd quality version of it but I can't find any good quality torrents. Help would be appreciated.

I feel like all girls think I am stupid, they say stuff like "aw he's so cute and so stupiid" I blame feminism, making girls think they are better than boys.

We were at a karaoke party and one of my friends that a girl threw cookie dough on me and it landed on my face, but when I went to go wipe it off, I didn't get it all so the guy I have a crush on wiped off the rest and ate it. And then he told me he would take me home if he didn't have a curfew...