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    Rate this joke my brother told me?

    Religion is like a penis, it's okay to be proud of yours but don't whip it out in front of me and do not try to shove it down my childs throat! Btw We're Atheist so it might offend people that believe In god in what not, but if it doesn't please rate it on a scale of 1-10, 10 Being Hilarious
  2. L

    What has Muslim's God told them what is Man's and the Earth's future to be?

    Just a few words will sufice and not a re-direct. Thanks
  3. C

    My Teacher Told Me This Riddle,Here's How It Goes:?

    So There's This Guy and He Has Now Come Across Two Different Paths,One Leading To Happy/Good Stuff And The Other One Will Kill You(Let's Call Them Heave and Hell,okay?)So,There's Two Guards Blocking These doors and One Of Them Always Lies The Other One Always Tells The Truth. You've Only Got 1...
  4. C

    Did you see Herman Cain's latest screw up. He told an FL crowd they were in OH! LOL?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJL-M3kcHk8 Ah, they all look the same to us racist Democrats. I know Duke. And Cains' eleven second pause preceded as a perfect answer is being touted as the end of his campaign. What a bunch of morons in the liberal press.
  5. B

    why do catholics excommunicate anyone ,you cant keep away from god.so im told by...

    ...christians? and even if you could,how could any human do that to anyone else without condemning himself to hell
  6. D

    I told my boyfriend i wanted to take things slow, and now i don't..lol?

    I'm 16 and he's 19. Hes completely understanding with me. Ive dealt with alot over the past few years and he totally gets it and is always making sure i'm always first. He's such a gentleman. Anyway, a few days ago we were taking a walk and he hugged me and randomly said ''So if i asked you to...
  7. J

    Girls if ur boyfriend told u this,would u get mad or laugh:After u take

    off ur beenie come suck on this weenie? i told my girlfriend this and she laughed...she was wearing a beenie and granted my wish but my sister heard me say it 2 her thru the walls and she says i talk 2 dirty 2 her...do i talk 2 dirty or am i appropiate
  8. M

    Has a ouija board ever correctly told your future?

    I already know ouija is bad juju. I don't play with ouija, but in drama yesterday, my friend was telling stories about her ouija. And then today I was reading creepy stories about ouija telling your future. Wondering, if it can do that.
  9. B

    Girls would you think this joke is funny if a guy told it too you...?

    Every month, Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every girl in the world... As a result they bleed for a week.
  10. A

    Before he told me he liked me we talked/hung out a lot, now we don't so much?

    Before my friend told me he liked me we used to speak and hang out every day, even after classes (by facebook or text). Now that he told me he likes and I told him I like him back... he's suddenly not talking to me as much any more, we're only talking between class breaks, he even seems kinda...
  11. H

    i bought a H1 from ATVK.net - ATV K Inc and they told me to use honda wax to keep it

    shining. any advices? i bought a H1 from ATVK.net - ATV K Inc and they told me to use honda wax to keep it shining. any good advices for me?
  12. J

    My boyfriend of 2 years told me he loves me but does not see a future with me...

    What should I do? I love him.? I've done so much for him, I moved to a different state, went to a school by him, I paid off his dept, buy him and his friends food... Is there something else I should be doing to show him my love? I dont understand why he doesnt see a future with me... I see a...
  13. O

    I'm told a bed has just become available on the psychiatric ward?

    Which R&S Member do you think is most in need of it?
  14. L

    Ever since my friend has told me she was a lesbian, shes been blanking me???

    I'm Straight.? Hey:) Please help! Well I have this friend who has been at my school for 2 months now. My teacher just Introduced her to me and then I just made friends with her. We seemed to be a perfect match. Though she is cleverer than me- she came from a really gd school. We got on so well...
  15. K

    Christians if your pastor told u the bible said the earth was flat?

    Would you believe the earth is flat? The bible has no flaws remember.
  16. W

    This woman told me my future, but is it true?

    she told me that my girlfriend put an enchantment on me to get me to love her, but i doubt it, is this possible? i dont want to dump her, im in love with her. i dont know if this is bullshit. hope it is. please be serious. i really love her a lot, and shes so nice, cute, funny, sweet, and...
  17. A

    Josh Hamilton says God told him he was going to hit a homer

    ST. LOUIS — Josh Hamilton claims he knew how his at-bat against Jason Motte was going to end, even before he strode to the plate in the 10th inning. How so? Well, the born-again Texas Rangers slugger said that he had a conversation with God and was told he'd hit a two-run homer to give the...
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    How Do Europeans React At Being Told What To Eat?

    As part of the larger EATWELL Project, which is focused on effective policy interventions to promote healthy nutrition for all in the EU, the EATWELL survey is an international study based on random samples of more than 3,000 computer-aided web interviews that assessed public acceptance of...
  19. M

    Obama told people to buy Chevrolet Volt. Why aren't the libs buying any Chevrolet

    volt then? Don't they consider Obama to be their messiah? Everything he says is word of God to them. Yet they aren't showing up at any Chevy dealership to buy Volt. how come? or is it the case that the libs are broke and financially in tatters themselves? You need good credit and solid income...
  20. C

    My bf was arrested for domestic i told police he hit me but my friend was there...

    ...also arguing i think he hit me? My bf was arrested for domestic I told the police he hit me my roommate was drunk and starting a fight w both of us all nite the state picked up charges I'm not sure now who hit me pictures were taken my bf was arrested I told the state things were taken out of...
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