A joke...Will heaven be partitioned off so that each religion has its own...

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That would make sense, and make everybody happy.

Be prepared to be flamed by loads of believers though.
 
...section and can go on believing....? ....they are the true religion, and no-one else made it hehe. feel free to answer however you like. Best answer goes to the longest and heartiest laugh lol
 
Hi !

That's great !

I honestly don't think that "heaven" will be sectioned off to certain religions.
We will all be universal spirits and live in love and peace in the transition.
 
We know that partitioning does not work. They will continue to shoot rockets at each other over the wall. Look at Gaza.
 
Okay, so this guy goes to heaven, and St. Peter is showing him around. He takes him past gates where he can see guys golfing and what looks like a country club in the background, and tells the guy this is Episcopalian heaven, and past other gates where there's a big feast going on and animals are following St. Francis around and bells are ringing and he tells the guy this is Catholic heaven, and then they pass big solid gates you can't see through, and St Peter tiptoes past with his finger to his lips, and when they're past he whispers to the guy that's Baptist heaven -- they think they're the only ones up here.
 
I heard a rabbi speak at church this morning and he told the following joke: two Jews were stranded on a deserted island and when they were rescued, there were three synagogues: one for both of them and one neither of them would step foot in.
 
To the tune of Stealers Wheel - Stuck In The Middle With You

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
I'm wondering how I got up Heavens stairs..
Christians to the left of me,
Catholics to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with Jews

Wow no offense to anyone.. I promise its a joke have a sense of humor!

The song in case you aren't as old as me and don't know it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMrm7ZQ0aMA


All the Best!!

Cinn =)

Edit: and no I dont think it will be partitioned, but if it were that is my rendition lol
 
I heard a rabbi speak at church this morning and he told the following joke: two Jews were stranded on a deserted island and when they were rescued, there were three synagogues: one for both of them and one neither of them would step foot in.
 
no. heaven will be so perfect that it won't work like the world does. there will be no need for war. (that was not meant as a joke by the way)
 
I love that joke; for those of you that don't know it: A guy dies and goes to heaven; St Peter greets him and says he's got some free time and offers to show him around. St Peter points out Moses and Buddha playing chess,and a baseball game the two teams were led by Mohamed and Zoroaster. He showed the guy the Lutheran, Shinto, Orthodox Jewish,and Wiccan meeting houses. They come to a golden palace and St Peter says Shhh, no noise, take off you shoes and tiptoe past the gate very quietly. The man does as he's told and when he gets past asks St Peter 'is that where God lives?' St Peter replies ' no that's just the Baptists, they think they're up here by themselves'
 
no. heaven will be so perfect that it won't work like the world does. there will be no need for war. (that was not meant as a joke by the way)
 
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