MrAnfieldAces
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a new rookie pirate boards a ship on his first day of work - and he meets the captain pirate.
" er, capn i have a question "
the one legged eye patch wearing pirate captain replies 'sure tihng kid, ask away matey ! "
" well...i was thinking, we'll be spending months aboard this ship and there are no women on it - what do we do if we , you know...'get the urge ? ' "
the pirate confidently answers.
" well you see that barrel over there kid ? "
rookie pirate looks over across: " yeah i see it "
capn pirate: " well you see that hole in it ? "
rookie pirate replies " aye, i see it alright "
capn pirate: " well, anytime you get the urge just drop your prop in the hole of that barrel - er except for mondays "
rookie looks confused so he asks : " uh thats great captain ! but why not on mondays ?? "
capn pirate replies: " yeah well, thats your day in the barrel ! "
^_^
" er, capn i have a question "
the one legged eye patch wearing pirate captain replies 'sure tihng kid, ask away matey ! "
" well...i was thinking, we'll be spending months aboard this ship and there are no women on it - what do we do if we , you know...'get the urge ? ' "
the pirate confidently answers.
" well you see that barrel over there kid ? "
rookie pirate looks over across: " yeah i see it "
capn pirate: " well you see that hole in it ? "
rookie pirate replies " aye, i see it alright "
capn pirate: " well, anytime you get the urge just drop your prop in the hole of that barrel - er except for mondays "
rookie looks confused so he asks : " uh thats great captain ! but why not on mondays ?? "
capn pirate replies: " yeah well, thats your day in the barrel ! "
^_^