barackisback
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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
> breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept
> in. As I walked in almost awake she turned and said softly,
> 'You've got to make love to me this very
> moment.'
> My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still
> dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not
> wanting to lose the moment I embraced her and then gave it
> my all right there on the kitchen table.
> Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the
> stove, her t-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked,
> What was that all
> about?'
> She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
> Women are very mean.
some times thies events are the best. My wife and I are usually late for most events. I have always rushed her. Then one time we were headed out of the door and she said to me'' how about a quicky''
Well, we were late again, but it was worth it
> breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept
> in. As I walked in almost awake she turned and said softly,
> 'You've got to make love to me this very
> moment.'
> My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still
> dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not
> wanting to lose the moment I embraced her and then gave it
> my all right there on the kitchen table.
> Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the
> stove, her t-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked,
> What was that all
> about?'
> She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
> Women are very mean.
some times thies events are the best. My wife and I are usually late for most events. I have always rushed her. Then one time we were headed out of the door and she said to me'' how about a quicky''
Well, we were late again, but it was worth it