A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and?

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vodkastan

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A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and
orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the
barman.
' Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I
live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the
tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position
imaginable!'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she
pretty?




Dunno............Never found the head!
 
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