Adam and Eve joke lol?

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After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"
 
Good one! here's another one:
What did God say when Cain killed Abel?
A:ROUND UP ALL USUAL SUSPECTS

(there were only 3 people in earth at the time)
 
Ha ha ha ha, that is really good, what about this one:-



Adam and Eve were wandering through the Garden of Eden one day when God looked down and said, "Okay, kids, I only have a couple of things left here in my bag of goodies. Who wants the ability to urinate standing up?"

To which Eve immediately replied, "I do, God, may I have it?"

So God granted her the ability, but Eve saw a look of such utter despair on Adam's face that meant he wanted the ability, that her generous spirit was moved and she said to God, "He may have it if he wants it so much."

So, God gave the ability to Adam instead, and he was so happy that he immediately ran behind a bush and urinated standing up. When he came back, Eve looked at God and said, "Well, do you have anything left for me?"
And God looked back in the bag. Looking back at Eve he said, "....All I have left is multiple orgasms...!"
 
it made me think, the first woman is from a rib, not an arm and a leg. after all, no one is perfect so the rib is fine.
 
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