any good and funny short jokes?

[villagranadiana]

i'm so bored and i want to laugh does anybody have any good funny short jokes?

 

[graceeee]

There were two muffins in an oven.
One of them looked at the other and said
"Ooh. It's hot in here."
the other one said
"AHHH! A talking muffin!!!!!!"
(it's better when you hear it out loud)



There were two olives on a table.
One fell off.
The other one said
"Are you ok!?!?!?!"
and he said
"Olive, olive" (I'll live, I'll live)
(again, funnier when spoken)

 

[Anonymous100]

How to you drown a blonde?
Stick a scratch-and-sniff sticker to the bottom of the pool.

 

[annelise u]

sex is not the answer. sex is the question. the answer is yes! lol