There were two muffins in an oven.
One of them looked at the other and said
"Ooh. It's hot in here."
the other one said
"AHHH! A talking muffin!!!!!!"
(it's better when you hear it out loud)
There were two olives on a table.
One fell off.
The other one said
"Are you ok!?!?!?!"
and he said
"Olive, olive" (I'll live, I'll live)
(again, funnier when spoken)