Any good funny jokes? that would make me rofl? tell me!?

Okay, three men got kidnapped by cannibals one day when they went onto a desert island. One man was American, one was Irish and the other English. The cannibals said that they could live if they did two tasks, and that their first task was to collect 10 of each fruit, they went out and did this. The Irish man came back first with 10 apples, they cannibals then explained that he had to get all ten up his bum without making any kind of emotion on his face or saying anything. He got 4 up before he whimpered in pain and he got killed and eaten. The English man came back next with 10 cherries, they explained what he had to do so he started to do it, he got 8 up before he suddenly busted out laughing so they killed and ate him. Then up in heaven the Irish man said to the English man "Why did you laugh? You were so close to freedom." The English man replied to this by saying. "Oh I couldn't help it, I saw the American dude coming back with pineapples."
 
Kids today just can't appreciate what they have. They get everything given to them and they aren't the least bit grateful.

I had a little girl show up at my door asking did I have any "school supplies" she could have.

I dug around the house and gave her a bundle of shingles and a double hung window.

She didn't seem the least bit appreciative as she staggered down the driveway.





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