yo feet must be tired cause u been runnin thru my mind all day
All this could be yours for one low, low price
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
yo feet must be tired cause u been runnin thru my mind all day
All this could be yours for one low, low price
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
This will make you laugh.
there is this thing called monk e mail and it is soooo funny
copy and paste the link, and go to the left bottom corner and click prerecorded fun, and then press a little song for you. listen to it, and it will make you laugh. if you want, you can even send it to someone else and click different things!
Live well. Love often. LAUGH HARD!
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart ass student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can just use your other hand to write."
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart ass student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can just use your other hand to write."
um i got a joke haha,
this old lady dies and shes at the pearly gates talking to st peter. they are discussing her life when all the sudden she hears this awful scream so she asks st peter "what was that all about?" to which he replies, "dont worry, that was just from them drilling the holes to attach the wings." the old lady says ok and they continue talking. again she hears this horrific scream. she asks again, "st peter, what was that scream?" St. peter then replies with "oh dont worry, thats just from the holes being drilled to attach the halo." the old lady seems a bit concerned and so she says to st peter "in that case i would like to go to hell." to which st peter replies "but ma'am, in hell youll be raped and sodomized!" the old lady looks at him and says, "yes but atleast i already have the holes for that."