Wow! I am terribly happy to read these comments as I am totally frustrated with that crappy book and my brain seems shrink a little after the first 10 chapters.
Twilight is an insult to my pride of being a girl, oh dear. My friends call me an art snob for criticize it. YES I AM! And I despise this book – a waste of time, I am proud that I hate it.
A 100+ YEAR-OLD VAMPIRE FALLS IN LOVE WITH AN IMMORTAL BECAUSE SHE SMELL GREAT – SHE FALLS FOR HIM BACK BECAUSE HE’S HOT. HERE BORN AN EPIC LOVE STORY.
Anyway there are many actors and models who are handsome. Plus they are REAL, why drool over a cheaply, poorly made toy-boy vampire like that dumbass Cullen??? He might be a hero to his girl, but he’s a total fake. He behaves exactly like what a (12-year-old) girl wants (appears in the nick of time, always listens to her whining, stalks her 24/7, watches her sleeping – if a guy breaks into my room at midnight to watch me sleeping I'd call the police) and well he CHUCKLES all the time like a retarded. He sparkles in the sun, he has perfect strength and perfect voice, perfect face, perfect body bla bla bla…
But the whole point is what are Vampires like? Stephenie Meyer: God-like creature that shines in the sun like diamonds, can swing from tree to tree. Some are vegan and friendly, but beware of suckers over albinos.
Bella Swan – was that an implication of “Beautiful Swan”? She must be terribly beautiful, as a newcomer in her school she is clumsy and bland but she has a collection of boys after her. Wow. She has no dreams, no ambitions, no interests, no talents, very self-centered, always needs to be saved by someone, has nothing to do with herself. Well, may Mrs. Meyer be right about that, her character suits some people well: clumsy little hopeless girls who always think they are special, dreaming of being chased by horde of boys and BUMP! Here comes an Undead Prince Charming who is wonderfully handsome, always bleeding in time to save her and loves her crazily and… Wow, get a life. I can't stand that ideas.
Well, all what is matter to Bella is how hot Edward is: his golden eyes, his masculine chest, his superb hair and bla bla bla don’t you think that is REAL LOVE? Why I got so angry? This book is white trash – a crappily pathetic, sentimental, pointless kind of under-15 romance being comparing with Shakespeare’s or Bronte sisters’ classics. It is for these people only:
1 – Girls under 15 who have absolutely no idea about good romance or vampires.
2 – Girls above 15 who have desperately no boyfriend nor fans and need a guy to gush about.
3 – People who terribly mind reading Bram Storker’s Dracula.