Anyone ELSE ABSOLUTLEY HATE TWILIGHT?

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dude i would never read the book, its all love and teenage crap twlight can burn, everyone has read it but not me i hate it i read the first page and put it back on the book shelf in the libaray. its a load of crap and so unentertaining plus boring. i dont understand why this book is so popular the movie is out too what a load of it as if im going to waste 10 bucks to watch it in your dreams.
 
Twilight sucks.

Its a stupid crappy novel about how some retarded vampire dude saves a chick over and over and over.

Girls love it because they want it to happen to them when in reality they should learn that it will never happen, and that if they want to find the perfect person, they will have to compromise. Also edward is a faggot.

Guys hate the book because girls dont shut the FUCK UP ABOUT IT! No guy gives a shit about some gay vampire queer having sex with some pathetic goth fag chick.
 
Rubbish!!!

Ive, sorta read twilight... I found the book... ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH!! im no english teacher since 12 but this was terrible! Terrible literature, The writer is covering up on her "challenged writing skills" by putting apparently super hot vampires in her book! how would we all feel if edward had buck teeth? a little bit different i rekon
 
This series was seriously over rated I have guy friends who are obsessed with twilight as well as the million or so girls what they dont seem to get is that Edward is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER and Bella was just a dumb shit going to stupid places where she was obviously going to get captured and then rescued by mr dark and broody. LAME!
 
seriosly dude

Gosh! Are you crazy?? Girls out there love the because not only this but....They want that too. And plus......why did you not LOVE the book?
Lena said:
I don't know who else has heard of it but I swear everywhere single place I go, I keep hearing about this book called "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyers and it is driving me insane!!! I have actually read it and it was terrible. It's directed towards 15 year old girls whose only concern is meeting the perfect guy who will rescue her and basically take care of her and blah, blah, blah ( I’m 14 read the Twilight didn’t bother with the rest of the series), a Prince Charming if you will. It's complete rubbish! The guy is a vampire (yes you heard me) and literally saves the girl like 5 times throughout the book. That is basically the point out of it. I seriously laughed out loud while reading it because it was so predictable and pointless. (Yes I read it. I do not believe in criticizing or praising a book without reading it first) It's 450 pages of a girl somehow getting in trouble and then what's his face comes in the nick of time. And this was an assignment for Honors English, so yes in some sort of way; I was forced to read it.
I have been to countless boards, stores, internet sites where I hear these young women praise this book as "The best book they have ever read." Isn't that tragic? That's the problem with today's society. Young women should be reading classics, empowering stories or at least something they can get something out of. All this book does is reinforce the notion that women need to be rescued and that there really is a Prince Charming waiting to be found and that once a girl finds him everything will be happily ever after from then on or if not that she’ll have a godlike amazingly handsome, immortal vampire dude that is willing to kill the world for you. I was at school the other day and actually saw two of my classmates including my TEACHER crying, yes crying about how Edward saved Bella at the end of the book and how much he really loves her and how cute it is, I of course in a daze, nearly fell off of my chair at how pathetic they sounded HE’S A FREAKIN BLOODY FICTIONOUS CHARACTER, PEOPLE GET A LIFE. I believe in love and I hope every girl who wants to find some amazing guy does but this book is complete nonsense and to hear a 46 year old English teacher dish about how much they love a "Vampire" just really depresses me.
Love isn't magic. There is no such thing as a fairytale and as much as I love the Little Mermaid to believe that's how it turns out with every girl would be a discredit to my intelligence! I would love to see people praise a classic like The Count of Monte Cristo or Pride and Prejudice, The Kite Runner, and A Thousand Splendid Suns. To enjoy a book of fiction or get lost in it is fine but to have faith in it to believe it's what you want for yourself (like marrying a freaking vampire!!! yes, I heard my teacher say she wants to marry this guy!!!) is just mind boggling. Perhaps I am just venting but why oh why is this book getting so much praise?!?!?!
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I hate this book! Its just so pointless. Its obvious Meyer is making this story as herslef as Bella. Mabye the reason I hate it is because of what everyone is saying about it. I dont know if you know this but all of the characters in the movie of Twilight all smoke but Jacob what kind of role model is that? Now I know you will all be saying " so what the book is way good GOOD TWILIGHT TEAM EDWARD!!!!" But you dont realise the book is written like one of those pages you get in Grade One English were you have to write in the words to the sentance.

For Example:
His__________ face and __________ hair, wearing a ________ blouse and ___________ trousers. I ______ him.

Dont you see!
I cant change your opinion but personally you all need a good hobby! Besides TWILIGHT!
 
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Another thing I hate is that it's so predicatable and repeditive. For example Bella will always be in some sort of life threatening situation but Edward will ALWAYS save her!!! I found the book so much more interesting when they hated each other and werent all lovey-dovey with each other! Another point is they always have a war! with all the books it's war, war, war! I DONT CARE! And anyway who really does! Oh and also Twi-Hards think that we should grow up and get a life and stop dis-ing the book! When tehy are the one they are practically dedicating there life to the BOOK! You know when I was at school the other day I told one of my class mates I did'nt like Twilight Do you know what they told me! YOU ARE JUST JELOUS BECAUSE EDWARD DOESNT LOVE YOU! Sorry to break it to you but its a BOOK! Its A FICTIONAL BOOK! NOT REAL LIFE! Wake up and smell the roses people! Edward isnt going to sweep you off your feet! If your in a life threatening situation the only people that could posibly help you are the police! NOT EDWARD! Grow up! Grow up! Grow up!

ITS A BOOK!
 
twilight

I've read twilight its terrible, predictible and its anoying how every1 loves it. Scince when did vampires "sparkle" in sunlight they die in sunlight in every other story and movie because thats what happens she should have done some research before writing about things she obviously didn't know. (want a real vampire movie watch underworld). People cry and i mean loads of people because "its so sad" that edward saved bella < how is that sad :S
 
twilght sucks

I absolutely hate twilight im young and still go to school and all i hear from girls is twilight this twilight that omigod twilight suks for all you douchebag twilight lovers shut up all i hear from these girls is "you should read it totaly" these girls read it and watch the movie beacause of Rob Pattenson they should call him count sucks your mom
 
twilight killed vampires

honestly they can go outside in the day and they dont eat humans

why the fuck would ppl love a vampire book that isnt even about true vampires

if u wanna read a good book far better than twilight read 13 bullets by david wellington
 
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Im up to page 15 of your posts and I have to say I am impressed with some of you! Im glad you are voicing your oppinions like I am! But them there is the few of you thats dont seem to realise anthough they are trying (but failing) to convince us to liek this book you are actually giving us more reasons to hate it for example one of you kindly pointed out if we dont like Twilight you will come to our house with a bunch of your other Twilighters and murder us with your "super awesome vampire powers you gained from reading this book"....OKAY! Wow im scared! Oh and incase you were wondering, Yes I acctually have read the whole series except the last 200 pages of Breaking Dawn because I acctually physically had to stop because I could'nt get myself to finish I just was'nt motivated! It was so dull! And I have seen the movie 2 times because I was hoping I was'nt jumping to conclusions, but now im possitive I hate it! Now I can understand if people hate it after they have read it but people trust me you have to read it to decide because all these people saying they hate it but havent acctually read it im sorry but that just doesnt cut it! And you have to admit it EVERYONE will love it while they are reading it and I have to addmit I did too but some of us just have more common sence than other (not to be rude or anything). Now I will talk about the characters. Bella acctually fell apart, she could'nt go out, move, talk, sleep , DO ANYTHING when Edward left her! And she also got married and had a child WHEN SHE WAS 17! What kind of role model is that! People look up to these characters like God's! Edward and Bella dont love each other the lust for each other and you cant tell me im wrong there because im not it is clearly shown "Your like my own personal brand of Heron". People only love Edward because he is "Hot" sorry but that does'nt cut it in my books, sorry if im old fashioned but I want my husband to acctually have a life! This whole book is practically based on one man's perfection! I cant believe I acctually let myself continue reading this book!

I know no one will end up reading this but hey it makes me feel better knowing taht its out of my system!

Hope you enjoyed!
 
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Hey, Its me again!
This time I want to talk about the fans of Twilight or as I call them Twilighters. Twilighters are probably the biggest reason why I hate this book so much! The people in my class are so over the top about this book
For Example:
1. They all add Cullen to there name (Sarah Cullen, Maria Cullen etc.) They even write it on there tests and tag it on trees.
2. One girl got told off by my English teacher for wearing plastic fangs for half the day.
3. On Edward Cullen's birthday one girl invited all the Twilighter of our year to her house where they had a giant party celebrating (Im glad I was'nt invited)
4. If another girl wanted to get into the group they would have to participate in a test that takes 5 lunch times to complete. One of teh questions included "How many sparkles does Edward have on his face"
5. Our class leader is one of the Twilighters so one of our competitions was they gave us a peice of paper and we had to design our own "Team ______" poster. I was illiminated because I did Team Burn and drew a picture of Twilight in flames.

These people are crazy!
Ohh! And another point I wanted to say was about this sparkling business!
What kind of straight man sparkles?
 
Why twilight is damaging the minds of young people.

The relationships in the film are extremely false and are ridiculous. “Well you have to read the book to fully understand them,” some twilight fans have said to me. No thank you. Watching the movie was painful enough.

What young girl doesn’t dream about being the center of attention and having all her peers adore her? Bella show up on her first day of school and she instantly has a group of friends. They adore and admire her from the moment she walks threw the doors. The girls fallow her around and seek her approval and all the boys in the school seem to be instantaneously infatuated with her.

Does anybody actually remember what it was like to be in grade school? It’s a horrible confusing, terrifying, socially awkward time for everyone, especially for the new kids in school. In reality the first day at a new high school is like trying finding your way through a pitch black room (unfamiliar surroundings), full of poisonous snakes (mean kids). The story plays into an unrealistic fantasy of misleading expectations. If elementary and middle school children expect high school friendships be anything like the way they are portrayed in Twilight, they are going to be sorely disappointed. Almost as disappointed as all the adult women who are reading the series and watching the films to relive an unfulfilled adolescent time. “My teenage years were horrible; let me fill in all empty places in my heart with Edward… Get the vibrator.” Edward is an over-romanticized, horribly unrealistic male character. In the beginning of the story he is portrayed as mysterious, deep, tortured and brooding (He’s perfect masturbation material.) Of course his actions are fully explained later. Bella gets a logical reason which makes all his behavior rational and acceptable. He is a vampire… who SPARKLES… please!!!!!!!!

Here is a very important message for all young girls, and adult women who are too unintelligent to have figured this out for themselves, IF A GUY IS DARK, BROODING OR ACTING SOCALLY AKWARD IT IS BECAUSE HE HAS PSYCOLOGOCAL PROBLEMS. There are no secret reasons for it. He is not freaking out over you, he is just freaking out. He is NOT going to turn out to be Mr. Wonderful. Young women tend to think, “Maybe he really likes me, but he just can’t really show it. I’m sure there is a logical reason for his quiet brooding; If I could just get close to him I could understand why he’s so troubled. I can save him.” NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it is because he has probably been molested. People who act like him in reality, tend to have no ability to be emotionally available to anyone. Forget him, and find a guy who had enough social skills to behave friendly.

But of course the film does such a good job of portraying real emotions. “We’re in love!” Well thank you Bella for telling the audience about your emotional state. We didn’t see any character development or chemistry in the plot, so thank you for letting us know how you feel about each other.
 
Agree completely.

Unregistered said:
I no all my friends started reading it and now i don't hang out with them any more beacause of how much they talk about it .They can go make out with that fanticy book and let everyone else get on with their normal life !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AGREE COMPLETELY. all my friends talk about twilight, ALL of them, the whole time ! i thought it sounded crap but i read it anyways, more to understand what they were going on about, and I hated it! bella pisses me off SO much, i hate the way she's not independent at all, just wanting to be rescued by edward. when she first moves to forks she is determined to hate everything and is so depressing and boring, and then she falls in love with edward and she's obsessed with him after a day! they clearly just like the obstacles to be honest. Bella's just so boring, and why can;t she be friendly to ANYONE?
i hate her and I hate twilight! i'm not reading the rest of the series becauses apparently twilight was the best one. so sorry stephanie meyer, i tried to give it a chance. UGH.
 
Twilight Fan

I think the book's are fantastic and no I am not 14 year's old....It's a fictional book with fictional characters and so what if people want a little fantasy in there life,it's nice too be taken away from reality sometimes..I can't believe how upset people are getting over vampire books....ITS JUST A STORY!!!!!!!!!!And besides that fact,they are beautifully written and are extremely addictive....I loved twilight and can't wait for the other movies..
 
Unregistered said:
I think the book's are fantastic and no I am not 14 year's old....It's a fictional book with fictional characters and so what if people want a little fantasy in there life,it's nice too be taken away from reality sometimes..I can't believe how upset people are getting over vampire books....ITS JUST A STORY!!!!!!!!!!And besides that fact,they are beautifully written and are extremely addictive....I loved twilight and can't wait for the other movies..
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One of my friends made a big deal about the book sometime last year so when I was at her house I picked it up and attempted to read it. I got to the second page and narrator was still blabbering on about moving houses and divorce and the air. I was beginning to wonder: is this a fictitious story or is this some poor, lonely woman's childhood memories?

Anyways I put the book down and vowed never to read it. To be honest, number one: this is a crappy excuse for a romance novel with a twist; there's no real sex scenes in there, not that I've heard of anyways. The vampire is completely unrealistic, I mean what vampire stays put and <i>goes to school</i>? The whole love affair between Damsel in distress and hero is an over used, trite storyline which some authors can make work through changing the plot, but Stephanie Meyer obviously cannot do because I doubt she finished secondary education. The lead female character brings a bad name to all women in the world and any stupid 13 year old, pubescent horny girl who wants to be like her should probably go and seek mental help.

I'm not saying I'm anti vampire, because I love Anne Rice novels, although even she gets carried away in her descriptions, but at least she describes interesting things like New Orleans of the 1700's and Paris, NOT the stuffy Arizona climate. Oh how my imagination soars with her [Stephanie Meyer's] intricate words.

I'm not going to make a comparison between a seasoned writer and someone who wishes to start a trend. I mean, I made the mistake of going into borders to buy a Paulo Coelho book yesterday and what greeted me was this:

Main Entrance: A book table full of the Twilight series and Robert Pattinson's face.
Stair Case: Posters of Twilight bullshit
Second floor: A wall dedicated to twilight, the DVD, the sound track, the books, Robert Pattinson and that other chick.
More Second floor: More book shelves, more table stands filled entirely with propaganda.
Back down stairs, at the check out: behind the counter there's probably 3x10 rows stacked 12 high of the book and I hear some girl oohing so I turn around to look over the low barrier that separates the customer from the rest of the shop and what do I see? Why the ENTIRE barrier is filled full of Twilight crap.

Every time I go there I make sure to speak loudly and bitch about how if my life sucked, Twilight would make me suicidal and how it makes me want to gauge out my eyes and never read again.

Look I probably wouldn't hate Twilight with such a fierce passion if it wasn't such a piece of propaganda bullshit used to brain wash little girls into believing that if you decide to battle a demon from the underworld, your friendly neighborhood vampire will come and save you, eventually fall in love with you and you will end up popping out his offspring which are also vampires. Also he's going to live forever and watch you wither away and die. Oh true love!

Twilight is a load of shit. It's badly written and people who read it are mostly emo fucks who tend to wear lots of black, wish they were goth, have no piercings (because they're 13 year old losers) and sit in big congregations of loserdome at lunchtime, CRYING because the idiot vampire saved the idiot girl who decided to do something stupid, yet again!

Also, what kind a name is Edward Cullen for a vampire? <i> Cullen?</i> Doesn't it make you think of a colonoscopy? Well it does me. Or it makes me think of a ladle. Seriously, out of all the uncreative names, she had to go and pick the worse. It's worse than Harry Potter! HE'S A VAMPIRE! TRADITIONALLY VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE BORING NAMES YOU STUPID WOMAN!
 
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Unregistered said:
Hey, Its me again!
This time I want to talk about the fans of Twilight or as I call them Twilighters. Twilighters are probably the biggest reason why I hate this book so much! The people in my class are so over the top about this book
For Example:
1. They all add Cullen to there name (Sarah Cullen, Maria Cullen etc.) They even write it on there tests and tag it on trees.
2. One girl got told off by my English teacher for wearing plastic fangs for half the day.
3. On Edward Cullen's birthday one girl invited all the Twilighter of our year to her house where they had a giant party celebrating (Im glad I was'nt invited)
4. If another girl wanted to get into the group they would have to participate in a test that takes 5 lunch times to complete. One of teh questions included "How many sparkles does Edward have on his face"
5. Our class leader is one of the Twilighters so one of our competitions was they gave us a peice of paper and we had to design our own "Team ______" poster. I was illiminated because I did Team Burn and drew a picture of Twilight in flames.

These people are crazy!
Ohh! And another point I wanted to say was about this sparkling business!
What kind of straight man sparkles?
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This made me laugh so much.
Well said, brilliant. Your class sounds like a mod of ridiculous fangirls and they should all be torched.
 
If you want someone to read the rest of your post and take you seriously, you need to not sound like a rabid fangirl.
 
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