Anyone for an irish joke?

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Alicia

Member
Just thought I'd tell you, as it's quite funny.
Please note: I love the irish - not meaning to cause offence!

An irishman is building a house, and he hires a talented builder.
He says to the builder, "Once you've finished, I want a statue in every room!"

So, the builder does what he is told - he builds the house and buys an extravagant statue for every room.

Soon, the house is finished, and the irish man, along with the builder, go and inspect it.

"It's fantastic!", he says, "but what are these things in all of the rooms?"

Confused, the builder says "Well, you said you wanted a statue in every room!"

And the irish man replies "No, I wanted one of those things that you pick up and say...s'tat you?"


Hope you all got it...and liked it!
 
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WPTigersRulet

New member
its ok

Two irish guys were drinking at a bar and (duh) became drunk. They started talking to each other and asking each other questions. The first one asks, "When were you born?" The second replies, "April 6, 1984." The first one says, "What a coincidence! So was I!"

The second guy asks, "Where were you born?" The first guy responds, "in Dublin." The second guy says, "What a coincidence! So was I!"
The first guy asks, "What street did you grow up on?" The second replies, "Main Street." The first guy says, "What a coincidence! So was I!"

Then a woman named Kelly come sin. The bartender says, "It's gonna be a long night." Kelly asks why.
The bartender says, "The Marley twins are drunk again."
 
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ttLOONtt

New member
NOT BAD :)

Paddy & Murphy while on a holiday to the US got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
Despite having consumed large amounts of whisky during the trip, they managed to bag six moose. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.
The two Irishmen objected strongly. "Sure last year we shot six o the fekkin' t'ings, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same fekkin' plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down minutes after take-off.
A few moments after, climbing out of the smoking wreckage, Paddy asked Murphy,
"Any idea where we fekkin are?"
Mick replied,
"I t'ink we're pretty fekkin close to where we crashed last year.
 
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