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daniel

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Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
 
You know how your teachers tell you we cut down trees for paper? Teachers are liars. Chuck Norris stares at the trees until the separate perfectly.


If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
 
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