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revolving door? Or Chuck Norris Can Kill 2 stones with one bird etc list any you know or send links
 
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
 
You know how your teachers tell you we cut down trees for paper? Teachers are liars. Chuck Norris stares at the trees until the separate perfectly.


If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
 
just google "chuck norris facts"
did you know chuck norris' tears can cure cancer? too bad he doesn't cry!
 
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