I have a story about how my uncle almost died on April Fool's. Mah cousin (ninjarzz) saw his dad's (my uncle) deodorant and a bar of soap. He unscrewed the deodorant all the way and took it out. He jammed the soap in there and then put the deodorant where the soap was. My uncle then proceeded to put soap on his armpits, then wash himself with the anti-perspirant deodorant. I later found out that if you cover your body with an anti- perspirant, you can die. Luckily, my uncle is a bad washer and did not die. THE END
tl;dr: Almost death by deodorant.