APRIL 1st!

I'll give your mom a Houdini.. And right before I blow my load on her face, I'll scream, "April Fool's bitch!"
 
ok i got it, tell everyone your gonna do an epic prank, then never do it! they'll all be in complete dissaray because they thought you were gonna do an epic prank!
 
You get three pigs and label them 1, 2, and 4 and set them loose in the school.

Then you slaughter them and strangle the weak by their entrails.
 
kid in the grade above me tried to light his shit on fire in chem class n pushed so hard tht he shit on the floor... and it wasnt april 1st...
 
I have a story about how my uncle almost died on April Fool's. Mah cousin (ninjarzz) saw his dad's (my uncle) deodorant and a bar of soap. He unscrewed the deodorant all the way and took it out. He jammed the soap in there and then put the deodorant where the soap was. My uncle then proceeded to put soap on his armpits, then wash himself with the anti-perspirant deodorant. I later found out that if you cover your body with an anti- perspirant, you can die. Luckily, my uncle is a bad washer and did not die. THE END

tl;dr: Almost death by deodorant.
 
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