Atheists: Can you give me examples of your "Witty" humor?

[EternalContradiction]

Show your true colors, ladies and gents!

GOGOGO!

 

[Snowbird1]

Stop messing about and get serious. This has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Religion and Spirituality. Why don't you behave and post your questions on the correct forum?

 

[Pr1nce5sm]

This question hurts my sensitive feelings. I was eager to give you examples of witty humor but I am a Christian and you are only asking Atheists

 

[Logic/Reason/Evidence]

To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmino

 

[Atheistninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWsbQhNCs0&feature=related

 

[AnonnieMouse]

I'm too full from dinner right now. Ask me again in an hour.

 

[dukenukem]

you're so cool

 

[EddieJ1]

I would, but God won't let me.

 

[EdFernyhough]

Just search up Jimmy Carr. You probably won't understand what he's saying. Too witty for the plebs.

 

[evirustheslaye]

why do girlslike jesus?

*poses as if crucified*

because he's hung like this

 

[AngryNoodle]

Why is "witty" in scare quotes?

 

[Ike]

I don't perform on command.

 

[DavidRea]

Your face looks like a willy.

 

[lainiebsky]

Not to someone determined to sneer.

 

[SarahLynn]

Your an idiot.

 

[Banquetfm]

Your mother.

 

[CAlliss]

Thou shalt not give thyne rod to thyne staff.

 

[Godis]

you cray cray lunatic fanatic christian person who asked the question.