Atheists: I'm setting sail on a cruise to Somalia tomorrow to help those in need.

[Ogal]

Any words of wisdom you can? offer?

 

[LoveAngel]

Don't hurt yourself playing shuffleboard.

 

[Habi]

I hear it's real safe, so relax.

 

[Regwah]

Oh yeah that sounds nice.
That's where planking originated from isn't it?

 

[Sandy]

Yes a little joke might help ease the tension on-board ...

Why are pirates called pirates ?

Because they Arrrrrggghhhhh !

 

[Dilligaf]

Bring me back a T-shirt.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Beware of the Somali pirates, they have a tendency to murder missionaries.