ATHEISTS why dont you get it evolution is a joke?

[AlexD]

charles darwin was a POEt. he was making a parody of the ridiculous theories some scLientists come up with

 

[blackjack]

The evidence speaks for itself. Evolution has been observed in the lab. It happens with viruses on a regular basis. Even if Darwin was making a joke (which is a ridiculous, unfounded, claim) it wouldn't invalidate all the reasearch and facts we have.

 

[Dawn]

Evolution is an observable fact. Creationism - that's a joke.

 

[sweetheat]

No.
See joke:
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"

See evolution:
1. biology theory of development from earlier forms: the theoretical process by which all species develop from earlier forms of life.
According to this theory, natural variation in the genetic material of a population favours reproduction by some individuals more than others, so that over the generations all members of the population come to possess the favourable traits.
2. biology developmental process: the natural or artificially induced process by which new and different organisms develop as a result of changes in genetic material
3. gradual development: the gradual development of something into a more complex or better form

 

[InfidelSmurfabeeyatch]

POEt ? Ok, I call poe. Otherwise, you're trying to spell out 'POEL' and I have no clue what that means.

 

[MreSamsa]

It's only a joke to people who don't understand it in the first place. To everyone else, it's common sense.

 

[HarrietPilkington]

I see what you did with the POEt there ! I'm not sure scLienists works though

 

[CoralTaxi]

Here we go,they will say evolution exist,but not have a shred of evidence to back it up careful what you say,it will probably be debunked.ADD; Just in recent excavations,paleontologist,are finding evidence to back up scripture history that was doubted before.This is physical evidence not made up theories.First, archaeology has confirmed the historical accuracy of the Bible. It has verified many ancient sites, civilizations, and biblical characters whose existence was questioned by the academic world and often dismissed as myths. Biblical archaeology has silenced many critics as new discoveries supported the facts of the Bible......You guys have the same as usual one liners,and no facts.EDIT to Quertzal; You give me one example of evolution with your DNA google,you wont be able to do it.So in the end you will be the moron...waiting...we are not talking talking about "forced evolution" in a lab.I have physical evidence.of my scripture all the way back to Genesis.You have insults,and blanket statements(i see you also hide your answers,cant blame you) . Edit to sweetheart;What you are describing is called" punctuated equilibrium",and was used to replace the debunked theory of evolution,look it up and see for yourself.The tarpon has been around since prehistoric times and has not changed a bit,did evolution forget about the tarpon?We have been in a state of stasis for many millennium.We did not come from some lower life form.

 

[Sutra]

Seriously get some help, go back to school and read a book. Any other book then the Bible. Take the advise before its too late.

 

[Nate]

Duh, Zues created everything.

 

[provethatidon'texist]

so that opens to the idea that a man in the cloud just poofed all of us, is it ??..... well okay then. u roll with that...

 

[MrePopingoeatedgodsry]

Haha, that's a new one. "scLIEntists"- I may use this one day if the situation is appropriate.

 

[oldschoollspudstoyou]

goddidit is a bigger joke.