Bee Stings on my Black Booty!! LOL Help?

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Hey y'all! I was outside today, and i bent over in my low rise jeans and my big ol' crack was showing! A bee flew down my crack and into the back of my white cotton panties and stang my big black booty about 5 times!! LOL
I was yelping and dancing around trying to get it out my under shorts, while my family all laughed and teased me!! LOL

Now i got a bigger problem. About 30 minutes ago, i went to rub some hand lotion on my butt, but i grabbed a tube of Icy Hot by mistake! I tried to wash it off with cold water but it's burning my bee stings like FIRE!!
My butt has turned from black to red! It's burning so hot, i am having to hop up and down on my toes as i type this! And i'm using a notebook to fan my rear end!! LOL

Water is not helping me, anyone know how i can cool my black and red booty? LOL
Hahahaha, thanks!!
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Really? Anyway, google 'butt' and you'll find all sorts of interesting things.
 
Baking soda and water, make a paste by adding a little water to a quarter cup of soda, a little bit at a time, then apply it to the bee stings.
 
Oh dear you did make me laugh! Damn You sound like a really fun, mad person to be around!

Poor you! you really have not had a good day! There isn't much you can do use lots of soap and water to clean off all the ICY HOT! give it a good scrub and then apply an ice pack xx
 
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