The funniest one i got said...
Imagine this your on a bus..the bus is packed and the music is playing pretty loud..you realize you have to fart..so you slowly let them out with the beat of the music so noone notices..you slowly start to feel so much better..you see your stop coming up and you stand up to get off..everyone is staring at you...thats when you suddenly remebered..youve been listening to your ipod!