What's your favorite joke? And what's you're funniest, lamest, and corniest pick-up line?
It could be an innuendo,i dont care. haha
my favorite joke is:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of wine, they go to their tent for the night. At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" Watson said, "I see millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?" Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes retorts, "Someone stole our tent."
my favorite lamest pick-up line: "I forgot my number, can I have yours?"
my favorite funniest one: "Are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you."
my favorite corniest one: "Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
It could be an innuendo,i dont care. haha
my favorite joke is:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of wine, they go to their tent for the night. At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" Watson said, "I see millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?" Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes retorts, "Someone stole our tent."
my favorite lamest pick-up line: "I forgot my number, can I have yours?"
my favorite funniest one: "Are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you."
my favorite corniest one: "Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."