Best way to die.

I wanna be the first American suicide bomber in Iraq.
You know.. return the favor.. catch them off their feet.

Ill make a nice pre-death video of me sitting around with all my guns and flag. Maybe give a little speach then get my bombs strapped up and instead of saying "Allah Akbar!" like they do I would say "Praise Jesus!" *BOOM*
 
I'd like to fap so long that my penis begins to bleed and i die of massive blood loss.:tup:
 
Jumping out of an airplane trying to do a lot of flips, without a parachute.
 
Having such an intense period that i die of blood loss. Think Niagra falls of the vagina.
 
I want to die by getting shot. Maybe like in the stomach area, so I can lay around and bitch at whoever shot me for a bit before I die.
 
Surf Teahupoo

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free falling to the earth from as high as possible, on H or any other drugs, just thinking about all the good times I had on the way down.

snowboarding.

in my sleep.
 
i personally think that getting sniped in the head by mark wahlberg(sp?) from about 1800 yards and at an elevation of 22.454 degress of my position with a .50 cal rifle with exploding rounds would be a pretty epic way to go
 
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