Best way to die.

[bamabowhunter]

Satisfied.

 

[yomom]

I wanna be the first American suicide bomber in Iraq.
You know.. return the favor.. catch them off their feet.

Ill make a nice pre-death video of me sitting around with all my guns and flag. Maybe give a little speach then get my bombs strapped up and instead of saying "Allah Akbar!" like they do I would say "Praise Jesus!" *BOOM*

 

[armonns]

I'd like to fap so long that my penis begins to bleed and i die of massive blood loss.:tup:

 

[ultimateslaker]

LAWL on Floridistan

 

[Spam]

:xeyed: thnx

 

[KriszN]

Jumping out of an airplane trying to do a lot of flips, without a parachute.

 

[nu17]

old age :tup:

 

[DebM]

taking care of business

 

[LeanneP]

one night when i am asleep when i am old or rapture

 

[PCXIX]

on the toilet making doodoo

 

[princesa]

of course

divide by zero

:nododgy:

 

[browneeyedebrunettee21]

getting hit by a semi truck driven by the incredible hulk

 

[armandsvampire]

Suffer major bleeding from the anus and then go to preschool and shit blood on everyone

 

[drzmk5]

Having such an intense period that i die of blood loss. Think Niagra falls of the vagina.

 

[IneedmoreCowbellt®]

faucet, on!

 

[Ilikefood]

I want to die by getting shot. Maybe like in the stomach area, so I can lay around and bitch at whoever shot me for a bit before I die.

 

[Jacky]

faping to much

 

[HannahO]

Surf Teahupoo

 

[shopgirl4502]

free falling to the earth from as high as possible, on H or any other drugs, just thinking about all the good times I had on the way down.

snowboarding.

in my sleep.

 

[EagleDancer]

i personally think that getting sniped in the head by mark wahlberg(sp?) from about 1800 yards and at an elevation of 22.454 degress of my position with a .50 cal rifle with exploding rounds would be a pretty epic way to go