Blond Jokes: Can you get the answers?

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1. What did the blond say when she walked into a bar?

2. What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus?

3. How do you confuse a blond?

4. How does a blond try to kill a fish?


To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

A brunette and a blond are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird."
The blond stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
 
1. don't know
2. she took the 33 bus twice instead
3. you don't have to, they're born that way
4. she drowns it
 
1. ouch
2. she caught the 67
3 give her "chicken of the sea" tuna
4.drown it
 
1. only 5 dollars
2. takes the 33 twice
3. By making her a lesbian
4. By setting it on fire(then it'll already be cooked)
 
1. Ouch
2. Said she would wait for 67.
3. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabatize them.
4. Drown it.

Was naturally blond as a child.
 
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