Blond Jokes: Can you get the answers?

[Omi]

1. What did the blond say when she walked into a bar?

2. What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus?

3. How do you confuse a blond?

4. How does a blond try to kill a fish?


To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

A brunette and a blond are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird."
The blond stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

 

[PenelopeRodrigues]

1. don't know
2. she took the 33 bus twice instead
3. you don't have to, they're born that way
4. she drowns it

 

[Maile]

1. ouch
2. she caught the 67
3 give her "chicken of the sea" tuna
4.drown it

 

[MayaS]

1. only 5 dollars
2. takes the 33 twice
3. By making her a lesbian
4. By setting it on fire(then it'll already be cooked)

 

[Precious]

1. Ouch
2. Said she would wait for 67.
3. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabatize them.
4. Drown it.

Was naturally blond as a child.