In the beginning there was nothing. And nothing said, "Let there be Primordial Soup. (TM)" And suddenly the Soup of the Day became a blob of living ooze that for no reason grew legs and a tail and craved bananas that didn't exist but evolved millions of years later. Then great great Grandpa's tail fell off and he got a nice office job with air conditioning and all that but he still wasn't happy. So when the boss wasn't looking he would get on Yahoo Answers R&S and give the theists a hard time. The End. Amen.