Car Clamped? Get your own back!?

[Sikodemon]

I recently got clamped by parking in a disabled parking space, of which, in effect to my defence had very faded markings. I paid £80 to get the bludger removed and for days afterwards started fantasising about ways to get back at the clampers.

Obviously, yes, I know, it's illegal to remove a clamp from a car that has been. But are there ways to get your own back?

I heard (as long as you aren't being filmed on CCTV) that if you pour a little superglue down the keyhole of the clamp lock that it would make it impossible to insert a key and remove the lock, thus causing the clampers to cut through the clamp and giving them a loss of £150 quids worth of chain and lock compared to the average £70-80 fine.

Anyone got any better ideas that would give me a good laugh?

 

[EternalEmpire]

Good idea, if everyone used that approach then maybe they'd stop using clamps...

 

[garyk]

you could smear dog crap inside the clamp and watch as they remove it. yum yum or even smear it with super glue,now who's stuck with the clamp ?

 

[TheDarkenedMan]

Any damage to the clamp or lock and you will be prime suspect leading to more problems, They will be watching the car and the clamp carefully during it's removal....

I like to take this time to have explosive diarrhea in their packed lunches and their thermos flasks....

Enjoy...

 

[kevusaborn]

Make your own clamp ( from scraps ) and clamp their vehicle
when you find a golden opportunity....

You would laugh so hard, you'd probably " stain your drain "

Just a thought here from the U.S. ( just don't get caught )