I will do it for them
"Because my mommy and daddy told me so"
"because this book says so... even though this is just one of many versions"
"Im not really a christian im just pretending so my parents leave me alone"
"I didnt know there were other religions out there so i thought believing in any god made me a christian"
"dont ask me questions you sinner!"
"I met god and have no proof it happened and not even circumstantial evidence to even be sure it was god or a demon or homeless man fucking with me"
"because......"
"I think im special so i know whats right"