Conservatives and liberals w/ a sense of humor, which of these jokes are funny?

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A Fascist, A Communist, and Barack Obama walk into a bar for drinks. The bartender asks

"what will you have" the Communist says a "vodka on the rocks", the Fascist says "make that

two vodkas on the rocks", Barack Obama says "go ahead and make it three" the bartender looks

at Obama with a puzzled look on his face and says "Barack, things must not be going too well

for you too order three shots."

How come Barack Obama will only order food at drive-thru windows? Because he will only speak to

average Americans through microphones.

When do we celebrate Barack Obama's birthday? December 25th.

Why does Barack Obama always use teleprompters? Because he got used to using one while he

worked on the television show "Family Matters".

Why does Obama dislike the Bronx Bombers? Because he prefers the Pentagon Bombers.

Why did Mickey Mouse vote for Obama? For the cheese.

Where was Barack Obama born? Jerusalem.

Who does Barack Obama think is the greatest person ever to live? Barack Obama.

The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.

Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day? It keeps your doctor away.

Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States? Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.
 
What is the only difference between Obama and Osama? A little bs
 
"Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States? Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.

The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.

Why does Obama dislike the Bronx Bombers? Because he prefers the Pentagon Bombers."

Best of the bunch in order.
 
1st, sucks
2nd is good
3rd not, maybe it's cause i don't buy the whole messiah thing, jesus wasn't born then or the fact that thats also my birthday
4th meh, maybe if i watched american tv i might get it
5th, again don't get
6th, sorry but what cheese, maybe it has a different meaning in america
7th, nope
8th yep for some reason
9th yep
10th, don't get it, the uk has almost as many doctors per unit population as america and we have full "socialised healthcare"
11th, i get the joke, just don't find it funny
 
Barack Obama was born in Bethlehem. Here is a picture of him:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21022123@N04/3280194236/
 
Barack Obama was born in Bethlehem. Here is a picture of him:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21022123@N04/3280194236/
 
Barack Obama was born in Bethlehem. Here is a picture of him:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21022123@N04/3280194236/
 
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