Only businesses funded by S.B.A. (aka Government) loans should get a piece of that action.
Then we might be able to avoid disasters like this:
"Thirty-seven percent of Small Business Administration loans made to Quiznos franchisees between 2000 and 2010 failed, according to figures from the Coleman Report, an SBA industry newsletter. That's nearly four times the average for a franchised restaurant. By comparison, the failure rate for Subway units receiving SBA loans was 9 percent. For Jimmy John's, it was 4 percent."