Conservatives, would you like a ride on my private jet or a cruise on my yacht?

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Harriet

Member
It's just a way to show my gratitude for all of the support you offer with your hard work and dedication to help me keep more money in my pocket. If you ride in the jet we can have fun smashing liberals on the window like bugs. I'll send a limo to pick you up from your trailer home.
 
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Summertime

Member
They are already being taken for a ride. And you don't wanna mess your plane or yacht . They make a mess everywhere they go. Just gross.No home training and they use the bathroom without cleaning up after themselves. God i wish i knew how that felt when i say that.
 
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JoeKimball

New member
Your father was the best bl0wjob that I ever had, boy back in Vietnam he really took some for the team and took the "shots" right in the mouth, when we got bored on base after a few beers we used to throw him into a corner and put blindfolds on and play a game called "who can shoot the quickest", He was a noble man, he went "up" by going "down". He helped a lot of guys out when we were very young, stuck and drafted into the jungle in a lose lose situation. Hows he doing these days?
 
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Mre1911

New member
A Lear jet like GORE or a yacht like the seven million dollar one KERRY didn't want to pay taxes on?

No thanks. I DRIVE myself wherever the FK I want to go.
 
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averagejoe

Member
Have you noticed Barry's imaginary pony?

He trots down the stairs of his airplane bouncing the little imaginary reins in front of him as he rides his imaginary pony down the tarmac.
 
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