CONTEST!!......Funniest name(s) for Santa's Elves?

[AnnabellActress]

I'm looking for witty/clever names. What are the funniest names (or name) you can come up with for a santa's elf? 10 points to the best answer. And.....................................GO:

 

[athelnstone]

Some funniest names are as below :

1) Adolph
2) san
3) Joker