I was in the Philippines back in the 90's when I was in the Navy and the NPA (New Peoples Army, a anti-American communist faction) had just executed two Air Force guys and dumped their bodies in front of Clark AFB's front gate. So there was a curfew that no American servicemen were to be on the street (off base) after dark but since I had already been to the P.I. a few times I thought "Eh, that don't apply to me I know what I'm doing, plus the bars always stay open 24hrs so I'll just go to one and stay there"
Needless to say since all those bars got their revenue from servicemen and since there were none on the street they all closed. So I was faced with a 30min walk back to base where, if I made I back in one piece, I would be in serious trouble with the Navy.
Fortunately a kindly hooker that worked @ that bar offered to sneak me out the back and down the alley to a nearby hotel (a crappy hotel @ that, there was a dead rat in the toilet)
Anyway when I got back to my ship the next day I was now saying to myself WTF was I thinking!!!
Oh the naivete of youth...