Crazy Things You Have Done

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Dixie

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Lucky you but i got electrocuted.


Another thing i did was jump of off the olympic diving bored, it felt like a brick hit my face.
 
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wildirishrose19522000

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i think the only crazy thing i've done that i can remember(and no, i don't drink, before any of you says anything [nor after you say anything, either]) was standing right in the middle of one of the busiest avenues in the city. for some reason my school holds half of its PE lessons in a club that's 4 km away from my house, so i used to go walking or when i could, jogging, but had this huge avenue in the way, which has like 4 or 6 lanes of alternating directions, so when you think you can cross there's an 80% chance that a car coming the other way won't let you. so i decided to play some frogger and stood on the middle line and look at all the cars go by until i had an opening to cross to the other side. i must have made a lot of enemies among buenos aires' drivers that day
 
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always4him

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I was ironing a shirt and when i had finished for some dumb reason i lifted the iron like a dumb bell and the boiling hot water spilled onto my arm just below my shoulder, i still have the scare.
 
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VenusMantrap

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Mixed oven cleaner with foil in a beer bottle and warmed it- created hydrogen. Held flaming piece of newspaper over beer bottle whilst flatmate removed lid. Boom!
 
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bunnycrazy751

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Quiet day at the office.

The Interview


Ok so I’m living, or rather staying in a riding school/livery yard in North Wales. I first came across the place when I came to fit a security system to the property, got on well with the occupants and just kind of moved in.
A new groom had just been employed but the jobcentre kept contacting us for applicants so we decided to hold a spoof interview day.
The day arrived and we set the stage. The interviews were to be held in the large farmhouse kitchen. There was pornography playing on the TV in the room and you had to shout as the stereo was blaring hardcore dance music. The air was heavy with the small of poppers.
The two female grooms dressed up in stockings and suspenders and they both sat in the deep recessed windows of the kitchen, a girl in each window.
I can’t remember what I was wearing but I know one of the girls had made me up and done something daft with my hair.
Two people went in a limo to pick up the first interviewees from Rhyl Railway Station, they were dressed in top hat and tails and a ball gown. I’m sure they blended in well in Rhyl. The candidates were ignored on the way back from the station.
Whilst the prospective grooms (all male) were waiting to be interviewed we made them wait in separate stables. Guarded by the ducks we’d herded from the pond.
The candidates were then brought into the kitchen one by one.
The interviews were difficult to say the least, the noise of the music was the worst thing but have you ever been to an interview when the interviewer repeatedly stabbed a flick-knife into the table?
We told them that together with their duties in looking after the horses they would be expected to erm……service the female grooms on a regular basis as part of their job description, they all agreed quite happily.
After all the interviews the candidates looked a little alarmed, all except this one kid who played the whole day dead straight, we think he was a little simple.
Anyway we dropped them back off at the station in a horse wagon; we made them stand in the horse stalls in the back on the trip.
They all got great feedback with the jobcentre.

Most of my other memories of this time of my life couldn't be repeated on Map without breaking TOS. I had a laugh and left just before 'their crazy time' which resulted in two life sentences and the girl who's Riding School it was getting 6 years behind bars. Glad I missed that one.
 
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JackyM

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Just thought of another one.

I was on a date with my wife, then girlfriend.
We'd been out for a couple of drinks and she suggests we call in at her parents local for last orders. I'm pretty sure I hadn't met them at this point.
So we're walking across the carpark of the pub, it's a nice evening so her parents are sitting outside with their friends enjoying the good weather.
So we get within a few metres of them and I turn to my girlfiend and shove her away and at the top of my voice proclaim 'I don't care how much you pay me, I'm not sleeping with you!'
Their faces were a picture
 
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EricL

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I was at a houseparty for proffesor Charles Wolfson a very learned academic with phds and the whole alphabet after his name.A genteleman approached me and in the poshest of accents asked what my relationship was with proffesor Wolfson.

Looking down my nose at him I said "Charles is one of my students." He almost kissed my hand before retreating.

I did not tell him that Charles was one of my aikido students.



regards koyo
 
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the_demoiselle

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I remember once at work i drilled and tapped 10,000 holes in 5000 sheets of plastic, took me a few days, but I did them all in the wrong place as i got the measurements wrong... and i didn’t get the first one i drilled inspected because I wanted to save time......
 
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sugarb

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haha!

No when i finished i would sign them off as done by me and put them on inspection, ready to be inspected before they are sent off to the customer...i didnt even know id done them wrong until they were inspected a few hours later...i got into trouble but i was an apprentice so i got away with it though i got some serious pee taken out of me, as you might imagine!
 
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Guyok

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I married a woman once because she was the spitting imadge of Pamerla Anderson. I stand before you just iron palm me in the head i deserve it.
 
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