I was walking in the bush one day along the fence line and on the other side i saw an emu egg and desided to investigate, that was untill i heard the thumping of its feet and i only just made it over the fence before it stomped on me.
Me and my best mate Wayne(RIP Brother) entered the 1992 bog swimming championship's in Llanwrtyd Wells dressed as a cow.He was the front half i was back legs.NEVER EVER DO IT GUYZ.I was picking pete from my butt for 3 days afterwards lol.I done other stuff whilst drunk but to rude for a forum
Played guitar in a strip club got it (the guitar) caught in the curtain as it opened fell on my butt and the girll fell as well her high heel went through my lower lip. Hence the beard and moustache I have had ever since.
I can beat that but most of what I'd call crazy are a little dark for me to repeat anywhere. However to keep with the theme.
I went for a night out with a client and a few friends of his in the Isle of Man. The Manx Prime Minister was with us for some of the night.
Anyway I ended up spending the latter part of the night in various state of undress pole-dancing in the club.
Hahaha man i was way of the mark lol but hey all's well that end's well.Bog Swimming is not for the faint of heart lol it's cold and stinks summit rotten!But its great fun with 12 pints of cider down ya neck washed down with some jack daniels.
He was really taken aback and flustered, he really didn't know what to do or say. His sergeant sitting in the passenger seat wasn't happy though. I reminded him he was a public servant and he gave me a ticket for a smashed tail-light.
I stood outside a KFC in a very busy part of the city on a saturday night the place was packed and i was in one of the worst moods i have ever been in, there would have been hundreds of people around me and my mate and at the top of my voice challenged everyone, the next day my mate said to me Gaz i thought that we were going to die dont ever do that again there were a few other words included but i think you will get the idea.
I once checked out the acoustics in a hall we were going to be playing in and noticed the poster that said fancy dress. So accordingly THAT NIGHT we were standing behind the curtain dressed in weird and rather vulgar fancy dress.
Just before the curtain opened the compere reminded the audience of the fancy dress ball NEXT WEAK!!!!!
as young teens me and some mates used to run across a railway bridge at night, we used to try and cut it closer each time with the trains behind us. Usually we ran all at the same time, and some of the more stupid of us would leave it a little later for the 100m odd sprint with high speed trains behind us.
Once we cut it so close that the last one jumped the last bit and grabbed the rail of the bridge, which was broken and he was hanging off this 40ft bridge. luckily he managed to swing to the path that the rest of us were at.