Dead celebrities keep intruding upon my dreams; what is God trying to tell me?

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In one dream, Mama Cass appeared to me and said, "Stay away from ham sandwiches", while in another dream, I was beating the hell out of Karen Carpenter to get her to drop the M&M she was clutching in her bony hand. What in the world could these dreams mean?

I got the M&M, by the way.
I'm tellin' ya, those astronauts can't get enough of spying on The Nolte's beach house and seeing all of us. Damn voyeurs, is what they are!
 
I think it means "you're out of M&Ms" and "anorexic chicks don't have the strength to lift a mace canister, so go for it, honey".

Try and dream about The Colonel tonight. You need more white meat in your diet. Especially if it's been pressure fried to greasy goodness.
 
Sell everything you have and give it to the poor, and go follow Karen Carpenter.


Oh, forgot. She's dead.
 
Eat whatever you want, Lezzie. You shouldn't be afraid of your figure, or being white trash. I love you for who you are, you know.
By the way, I saw your picture on the cover of Cow Scrotum Weekly. I didn't realize that you could be seen all the way from space.
 
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