Dead Racoon Stuck Under Car?

[chillinandworken]

I have a dead racoon that is stuck underneath my car. I tried dislodging it with a pipe to no avail. Whom could I have try to remove it.
I dont think I'll be lightning a fire underneath my car right by the gas tank

 

[blanderswake]

Take him for a ride over some speed bumps.

 

[captainhook]

well i dont know how the racoon could be "stuck" but i wold say lite the fucker on fire or use some lube...

 

[miki]

Roadkill!