DEAD SERIOUS QUESTION... about a joke... im not even kidding i need to know this?

[Sydtlittletprincess]

okaayy... i need to know a joke about muffins... im desperate, but it cant be the one about the 2 muffins in the oven, cuz thats old, HELP!!

 

[DreKnowlItlAll]

I think that is the only muffin joke out there.