Oh mann. I remember in like third grade when I was 8.
We were making a list of places you can work at.
And we were in groups, so me and this guy made the girl in our group who was writing the stuff down put strip club and bar.
LOL
My friend and I were running down the stairs and she had beans that night. When she ran, she tripped and rolled down the stairs and started farting and couldn't stop! I was laughing so freaking hard. Usually I think farting is gross but it was so funny because she was rolling down the stairs farting.
when i was 4 or 5 i would take stuff that i knew was important to my older sister and pick it up and say, "it's SPECIAL" and throw it down between the wall and my bed. haha so evil
yea i do that all the time, and one time i did it at work and i started laughing and the customer thought i was laughing at them so they yelled at me -__________-
When it was my turn during show & tell, I would go up to the front of the class with my object that I was going to talk about, except once I got up there... I just stood there and didn't say anything. I was scared. The teacher just told me to go sit down.
Yes. One time when my brother fell asleep in the bathtub he forgot to lock the bathroom door. I went and ask my friends who were boys if they wanted to see what they were going to look like when they grew up. Then I ask the girls wanted to see what their dads looked like and the answer to both questions was yes. Then I charged the five cents each, everything was going great until they started talking and woke my him up. My brother and I laughed about that until he died in 1997.
I remember in 1st grade I drew a turd on my friend's paper. I thought it was hilarious, but then he snitched on me and the teacher made me erase it haha.