His last score was a 69 and He didn't even show up on the golf course.
Tiger is half Chinese and half Black He is a Chigga (I'm NOT being Racist)
After Tiger finished all 18 holes that day He finished another 2 that same night.
I'm glad you think committing adultery is so funny, but wait until it happens to you some day. This situation with Tiger Woods is nothing to joke about & if his father was alive, he'd tell you the same thing.
Tiger Wood Tiger Wood where have u been?
i havebeen to london to visit my queen
Tiger Wood what did u ther?
I got a lot of beatingfrom her with my chair...
Did you hear that Phil Mickelson called Elin Nordegren? He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger.
•The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
•Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
•What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Of course, Elin is actually Swedish. But poetic license is allowed in jokes.)
•Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
•Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.
•Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me
•Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
•What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
•Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
•Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
•Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
•Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express
Whenever Tiger strikes a long putt, someone always shouts out “In the hole”. Betcha Tiger never hears that from Elins’ lips again