Do you think God laughs at people playing air guitar?

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I think sometimes he does. I believe he just did, but hey, it was Outlaws, Green Grass & High Tides!
 
IT DOES ALL THER TIME!

Job 9:23
When a scourge brings sudden death, God*
(*not Satan but God!)

mocks the despair of the INNOCENT*
(*Nobody in FIRE AND RESCUE would do that!)

==
GOD is about to break his elbow poking SATAN while they watch any tragedy!

Job 9:24
WHEN a land falls into the hands of the wicked*
(*God is helpless!)

he* (*GOD) blindfolds its judges. If it is not he, then who is it?*
(*certainly not Satan)

2 Samuel 17
[14]
And Absalom and all the men of Israel*
(*God’s chosen people!)

said, The counsel of Hushai is better than the counsel of Ahithophel. For the LORD had appointed to defeat the GOOD counsel of Ahithophel, to the intent that the LORD might bring EVIL upon Absalom.

[23]
And when Ahithophel saw that his counsel was not followed, he saddled his @ss, and arose, and gat to his house and HANGED HIMSELF!*
(*No Muslim terrorist today would do anything as silly as that!)

Ezekiel 14:9
And if the prophet*
(*any Prophet of God)

be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have DECEIVED that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will DESTROY HIM*
(*Christians are aiding and abetting a very immoral God! Satan doesn’t work like that!)

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The Early Church Fathers came up with a Super-Narcissist John 3:16 “Loving God” idea PREMEDITATING THE MURDER of God the Son Jesus Christ!

1 Peter 1:19-20
with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without SPOT*
(*but full of ROMAN soldiers’ SPIT)

who verily*
(*no bull crap!)

was foreordained before the foundation of the world*
(*God created this whole universe to have God the Son Jesus Christ nailed to a Holy Roman Cross! Rev3:14)

Lamentations 3:37-38
Who is he that saith, and it cometh to pass, when THE LORD commandeth it not? out of the mouth of the Most High proceedeth not EVIL* (*first evil!) and good*? (*Jer 19:7)

Exodus 4:11
The Lord said to him, “Who gave man his mouth? Who makes him deaf or mute? Who gives him sight or makes him blind? Is it not I, the LORD?*
(*NO SIR! It a freaky natural event that Christians don’t get it)

Amos 3:6
Shall a trumpet be blown in the city and the people not be afraid? shall there be EVIL in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

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The Clergy came up with a successful formula to overrule any absurd Bible story:

GOOD=GOD
EVIL=SATAN

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the WICKED*
(*God created Satan!) for the Day of Evil.

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SATAN was ready to tempt Eve as soon as she was put together! God didn’t warn Adam or Eve about any talking snake. Eve was the weakest link in the Humanity-God chain. God provided no Guardian Angels to watch over her, and by extension to watch over “all nations.”

Ruth 1:20-21
“Don't call me Naomi,” she told them. “Call me Mara, because the ALMIGHTY has made my life very bitter. I went away full, but the LORD has brought me back empty. Why call me Naomi? The LORD has afflicted me; the Almighty*
(*not Satan but God!)

has brought misfortune upon me.”*
(*Christians believe that claims like these are made by very depressed Bible writers!)

Proverbs 1:26-28
I* (*not Satan but God is speaking here!)

in turn will laugh at your disaster; I will mock when calamity overtakes you*
(*God waits for an accident to happen to get a good laugh)

when calamity overtakes you like a storm, when disaster sweeps over you like a whirlwind, when distress and trouble overwhelm you. Then they will call to me but I* (*God) will not answer; they will look for me but will not find me*
(*God is too busy filing his fingernails).

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In the Bible stories Jesus came to destroy the works of Satan.

Satan is a GENTLEMAN for suggesting Eve to acquire plain knowledge of good and evil that belongs only to the Clergy! She was not looking for fame, sex, drugs or money!

1 John 3:8
For the Devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God* (*Jesus Christ) was manifested, that he MIGHT DESTROY the works of the devil.

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The most outstanding work of the Devil was to advise Eve to get knowledge!

Satan and the Demons were saved through Noah’s Flood when God killed everybody else for getting “more violent every day.” Satan and the Demons never got any more violent.

If God would have destroyed Satan and the Demon in Noah’s Flood, Jesus would have no need to get nailed to any Holy Cross!

Satan dragged Jesus to a secluded rest area on top of the tallest mountain on Earth to show him ALL his kingdoms. He was ready to hand them over to Jesus if he would discreetly KNEEL DOWN and start worshipping him guy to guy without any foreplay or ceremonies (Mat4:9).

Satan was about to retire! The Dudes of the Holy Trinity lost another good opportunity to get rid of the Devil, without having to nail Jesus Christ to any Holy Cross!
 
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